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When Monday Is Mandatory

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Echo back
and break my heart
we were doomed
we were doomed
from the start
from the start

The hobbled horse
the impoverished dark
we were doomed
we were doomed
from the start
from the start

 

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

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Perspective

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Two down, three to go.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Need a bit more motivation to make it through the day? Be sure to check out my links below:

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Warning

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The Secret To My Failure

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(or, as I like to call it, Lies That Books Told Me)

It isn’t that I’m not eager or that
I shy away from
(hard) work,
It’s just that I’m 90% incompetent
and 10% a jerk,
bitter,
running off ambitions and
the dying steam of dreams,
jaded from  my memories
and all the lies that books
told to me:

-Things get bad, but the good guys always
wins
-the villains always laugh but they’ll
go down in the end

-That, in a hallway full of walls,
a door would open up for me
-that people might wave but, in the end,
good is what they’ll be

-That,if you get lost, something awesome is
waiting out there for you
-And, most loathed of all, the world’s a good place if your
heart remains true

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Well, there you have it folks. Figured it’s Monday so I might as well be on the level with everyone else who is suffering on through. Just a little tidbit of myself and how I rose to this illustrious position that I am now, bringing you little scraps of myself in hopes that we can all just keep on going and pull on through.

As always: here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian Pintrest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Partners In Crime

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My feet hit, a brisk hiss
at the cold of a tile
floored kitchen

I’m waiting, here at the
coffee machine,
wondering,
mind on a mission

to
deduce the cause,
solve this mystery

to start with and
identify
the players in this
crime,

to figure it out
I rely
on the familiar,
the trite

who,
what,
when,
where,
why

me,
regrets,
everyday,
here,
ill-prepared for life

and

you,
read,
now,
here
to kill time, commiserate, feel alive.

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Some of us are working, some of us are off- It’s the usual Monday madhouse around here. Thought I might further add to the madness with a new poem above, as promised. It’s a fancy way of saying that you wake up in the morning and wonder how the the hell your life got to this. Well, for most folks at least. For me? I’m just glad I’ve got you along for the ride right there with me.

Thanks for stopping on by.

Well, as always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Back To Full Steam

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…Or scream, in most our cases.

If you’re on the same schedule as me, it means you’re back to your first full week of the year at work. My condolences.

Poems will start back up next week but, till then, I though I’d post a link to my previous posts below. If you’re looking for a little extra  ‘I have no shits left to give’ motivation, be sure to visit my Pinterest board below- you’ll find yourself in good company.

Well, as always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

 

Back To It.

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Hate to say it, but it’s true. . .

 

Well, as always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

‘Bout Damn Time

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Waking Woes

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Eyes open up to that
alarm scream sound
sun’s not up but
feet touch ground

back’s still sore
and soul’s still
down

but coffee’s warm
and toast will brown

and heart’s still pure
while hours are long
and dream’s still short
while hope drones on.

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Well, we’re up. We’re moving. It’s Monday. What more can you say than that, folks? Hope you enjoy the little scrap of writing above. This one was brewed fresh and finished this morning just in time for ya. Seems to summon up the gist of the it, don’t it? Despite the grind, we’re still getting on  with our eyes on the horizon, aren’t we?

If that didn’t do it for ya, be sure to check my links below for my other Monday poems. If your brain is too tired to read, feel free to pop on over to my Pintrest page for the site which I am sure won’t disappoint.

Well, as always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian Pintrest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

 

Just Make It Through

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Just make it through, folks. Just make it through.

Need a little more motivation and happy pictures an’ inspirational quotes just ain’t your thing? Be sure to check out my links below for some a bit more your style.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian Pintrest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

As always: here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

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