Category Archives: Poetry

When Monday Is Mandatory

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Echo back
and break my heart
we were doomed
we were doomed
from the start
from the start

The hobbled horse
the impoverished dark
we were doomed
we were doomed
from the start
from the start

 

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That Monday Mood

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Stay drunk
stay dreaming
elated and erased

Stay beautiful
stay hopeful
irrelevant and safe.

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Misplaced Monday

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I was born ready
to
make poor decisions
and
minor infractions growing
bitter
instead of
up

We’re all just creatures
of
habit not living up
to
our own standards

Getting sucked
in
down
instead
of
out.

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Mornin’, folks. Hope you enjoy the scrap above. Got robbed of a little time formatting a manuscript for submission, so you might see various versions of the above poem in works again when I’ve had a little more time to play around with it. I like the feel but not the cadence. Not just yet.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Need a bit more motivation to make it through the day? Be sure to check out my links below:

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Make Way

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Make Way

It isn’t a race but
I
can’t stay
still
here
near

where
you
fear

bank or bust it’s
the end of
us
if we stay so
just
make
way.

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And there’s the bell, folks – the first round of the week has just begun. Hope the poem above does a little work on helping you get going and keeps you carrying on for those of you at work today. For those of you who have today off (be sure to check out MLKs gorgeous Google Doodle for today),  the story above comes from that last minute rush you get when you realize that you only have so much time left before you’re not on your own time anymore.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

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Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Another Year

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Find a new guru
a new mantra to
carry on
forget about your past
mistakes
and make them all
year long

and I’ll see you here
back next
year
same place
same time
same friends

and we’ll drink to all
our past
mistakes and how
we’ll make them
once
again.

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New year, but another Monday, folks. Here’s my wish that 2018 brings you everything that you need.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

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Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

What Happened To The Weekend?

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Hours
enabled
open
ended
questions
that
gave
way
to
ignoring
life’s
discretion.

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Monday again, folks! Hope you enjoyed the little scrap above, a short little poem to explain the morning’s biggest question of what exactly happened to all those hours you were supposed to have.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

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Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Monday Morals

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What you don’t know will
hurt you
what you know and ignore will
curse
what flames you fan will
burn you
and what lesser evils you opt will
nurse.

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Welcome to your Monday  morning, folks. Might as well start it off with a little verse while we get back into the swing of things.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

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Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Monday Madness

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Well, folks, working on some new content for you now that a lil’ hiccup in life has finally taken a backseat. Until then, be sure to check out the pinterest board below and my old Monday poems. If there’s anything particular you’d like to see, be sure to let me know and I’ll see I can work it on into the schedule. You know I’m always eager to please.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

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Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

We’ll Take What We Can Get

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We’re not
in it to win it we’re
just trying hard to
cut our loss
clutching the time that’s
left
playing life so very close
to the chest
wondering when where
can we get off?


Well, it’s Monday again. Sure, we all gotta rise but we might not particularly feel too inclined to shine. We’re just trying to go through the motions while trying to work out how best to make them stop.

Hope you liked the little scrap above. If ya did, feel free to stop by and comment below. Good to hear from some kindred souls now and again.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

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Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

The Secret To My Failure

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(or, as I like to call it, Lies That Books Told Me)

It isn’t that I’m not eager or that
I shy away from
(hard) work,
It’s just that I’m 90% incompetent
and 10% a jerk,
bitter,
running off ambitions and
the dying steam of dreams,
jaded from  my memories
and all the lies that books
told to me:

-Things get bad, but the good guys always
wins
-the villains always laugh but they’ll
go down in the end

-That, in a hallway full of walls,
a door would open up for me
-that people might wave but, in the end,
good is what they’ll be

-That,if you get lost, something awesome is
waiting out there for you
-And, most loathed of all, the world’s a good place if your
heart remains true

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Well, there you have it folks. Figured it’s Monday so I might as well be on the level with everyone else who is suffering on through. Just a little tidbit of myself and how I rose to this illustrious position that I am now, bringing you little scraps of myself in hopes that we can all just keep on going and pull on through.

As always: here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

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Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

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