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Carpe Dammit

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Still working on actual submissions, folks. On number two out of three short stories, and working on a few poems to get out. Once these guys clear some mental space I’ll get back to posting my poem snippets here. In the mean time, I’d be happy to take a look at whatever you’ve got going on. Feel free to direct me to your work in the comments if I don’t have a chance to check you out as one of the blogs I follow!

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Misplaced Monday

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I was born ready
to
make poor decisions
and
minor infractions growing
bitter
instead of
up

We’re all just creatures
of
habit not living up
to
our own standards

Getting sucked
in
down
instead
of
out.

_______

Mornin’, folks. Hope you enjoy the scrap above. Got robbed of a little time formatting a manuscript for submission, so you might see various versions of the above poem in works again when I’ve had a little more time to play around with it. I like the feel but not the cadence. Not just yet.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Need a bit more motivation to make it through the day? Be sure to check out my links below:

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Perspective

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Two down, three to go.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Need a bit more motivation to make it through the day? Be sure to check out my links below:

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Monday Morals

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What you don’t know will
hurt you
what you know and ignore will
curse
what flames you fan will
burn you
and what lesser evils you opt will
nurse.

——–

Welcome to your Monday  morning, folks. Might as well start it off with a little verse while we get back into the swing of things.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

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Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Warning

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We’ll Take What We Can Get

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We’re not
in it to win it we’re
just trying hard to
cut our loss
clutching the time that’s
left
playing life so very close
to the chest
wondering when where
can we get off?


Well, it’s Monday again. Sure, we all gotta rise but we might not particularly feel too inclined to shine. We’re just trying to go through the motions while trying to work out how best to make them stop.

Hope you liked the little scrap above. If ya did, feel free to stop by and comment below. Good to hear from some kindred souls now and again.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

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Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

For The Rest Of Us

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Preach, Death Wish Coffee. Preach.

 

Well, well, well. I heard tell that some of you special snowflakes out there have this Monday all to yourselves. While you’re all out, relaxin’, here’s something for the rest of us to go on. May it help us get on a lil quicker through the day.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

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Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Back To It

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Ain’t that the truth?

Well, as always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

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Keep On

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Running on empty
right into a wall
left in a heap of
limbs, bills, withdrawal

stitch it up together with
clocks, laws, regrets

pick it back up because
life’s not done with you yet.

_______________________

Another Monday, another poem to moan it’s arrival. Here’s to hoping that you stop on by, like what you see, and maybe got a little smile. ‘Cause you know we need them this time of the week.

Well, as always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

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Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Health Advice

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Taking a break this week from the usual rants and mutterings that I call poems but, in the mean time, please feel free to check out my links below if you find yourself longing for those old words or in the mood for some more Monday mischief.

Well, as always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

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