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Monday PSA

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That is all. You may now return to your regularly scheduled Monday.

 

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

 

 

 

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Monday Semantics

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It’s the truth.

Still doing a bit of work for a few short story submissions, but I always have time to find a few funnies to add to the Pinterest board. Here’s to hoping you enjoyed the one above but, if you’d like to see more, I’ve got a whole stash on the board link below.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Make Way

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Make Way

It isn’t a race but
I
can’t stay
still
here
near

where
you
fear

bank or bust it’s
the end of
us
if we stay so
just
make
way.

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And there’s the bell, folks – the first round of the week has just begun. Hope the poem above does a little work on helping you get going and keeps you carrying on for those of you at work today. For those of you who have today off (be sure to check out MLKs gorgeous Google Doodle for today),  the story above comes from that last minute rush you get when you realize that you only have so much time left before you’re not on your own time anymore.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Now Entering Your Work Week

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Hope it’s a good one, folks.

 

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Another Year

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Find a new guru
a new mantra to
carry on
forget about your past
mistakes
and make them all
year long

and I’ll see you here
back next
year
same place
same time
same friends

and we’ll drink to all
our past
mistakes and how
we’ll make them
once
again.

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New year, but another Monday, folks. Here’s my wish that 2018 brings you everything that you need.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

The Weekly Forecast

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Mornin’, folks.

Currently on recovery at the moment and, between the antibiotics and painkillers, sort of down and out. Got some poetry scraps in the works for you, but you’ll have to wait for next week.

In the meantime, check out the links below if you’re looking for a little Monday inspirtation to get through the day and, as always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

A Wise Warning

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As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Keeping On

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Coffee can kiss me good morning
as sure as gin ‘ll kiss me goodnight
I gotta vice for ever moment,
an excuse for every regret
but that’s alright

because at least I haven’t stopped moving
yeah, I’m dragging but carrying on

my heart keeps beating
my head keeps dreaming
my legs keep leading
me into every new dusk
and dawn.

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Monday again, folks. Let’s  hope that you find something that keeps you going and, if you’re having a little trouble putting one foot after the other this morning, that this lil’ poem helps you out. If not, I’d try the links below for some old Monday posts and Pins that might just make ya smile.

As always: here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian Pintrest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Monday Mullings

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You imagined something different
you imagined something more
and this
couldn’t
wouldn’t
can’t
be the way it all turns out
with you just
rising
writhing
full of doubt
and yet you know you’ll
carry on,
that you’ll keep on
marching
driving
fighting
until your card is drawn


Wondering a bit about the word in that title? Well, ‘Webster’s (1879) defined mullings as “to work steadily without accomplishing much,” which may connect it to earlier identical word in athletics sense of “to botch, muff” (1862). Related: Mulled; mulling’.

There you have it, folks, I found the perfect word to go right along with Mondays. It even sounds good together. Would ya look at that?

As always: here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian Pintrest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Manic Monday

That Bold Morning Scent

That Bold Morning Scent

Content coming next week, folks! I promise. Finally got up to date on my writing pools. For now, however,  check out my Pinterest for some Monday Humor or take a look back at my previous Monday poems. And, if you’re feeling a little nostalgic, check back at this poem published last year on / around this date.

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