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Carpe Dammit

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Still working on actual submissions, folks. On number two out of three short stories, and working on a few poems to get out. Once these guys clear some mental space I’ll get back to posting my poem snippets here. In the mean time, I’d be happy to take a look at whatever you’ve got going on. Feel free to direct me to your work in the comments if I don’t have a chance to check you out as one of the blogs I follow!

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Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

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Misplaced Monday

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I was born ready
to
make poor decisions
and
minor infractions growing
bitter
instead of
up

We’re all just creatures
of
habit not living up
to
our own standards

Getting sucked
in
down
instead
of
out.

_______

Mornin’, folks. Hope you enjoy the scrap above. Got robbed of a little time formatting a manuscript for submission, so you might see various versions of the above poem in works again when I’ve had a little more time to play around with it. I like the feel but not the cadence. Not just yet.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Need a bit more motivation to make it through the day? Be sure to check out my links below:

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Perspective

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Two down, three to go.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Need a bit more motivation to make it through the day? Be sure to check out my links below:

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Monday Madness

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Well, folks, working on some new content for you now that a lil’ hiccup in life has finally taken a backseat. Until then, be sure to check out the pinterest board below and my old Monday poems. If there’s anything particular you’d like to see, be sure to let me know and I’ll see I can work it on into the schedule. You know I’m always eager to please.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

For The Rest Of Us

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Preach, Death Wish Coffee. Preach.

 

Well, well, well. I heard tell that some of you special snowflakes out there have this Monday all to yourselves. While you’re all out, relaxin’, here’s something for the rest of us to go on. May it help us get on a lil quicker through the day.

As always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Back To It

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Ain’t that the truth?

Well, as always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Health Advice

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Taking a break this week from the usual rants and mutterings that I call poems but, in the mean time, please feel free to check out my links below if you find yourself longing for those old words or in the mood for some more Monday mischief.

Well, as always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

Back To Full Steam

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…Or scream, in most our cases.

If you’re on the same schedule as me, it means you’re back to your first full week of the year at work. My condolences.

Poems will start back up next week but, till then, I though I’d post a link to my previous posts below. If you’re looking for a little extra  ‘I have no shits left to give’ motivation, be sure to visit my Pinterest board below- you’ll find yourself in good company.

Well, as always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

 

Back To It.

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Hate to say it, but it’s true. . .

 

Well, as always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

The Honest Truth

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Well, folks, it’s Monday again. Figure that you could use a little break from my normal rabble and just enjoy a little bit of Monday Humor. Click on the links below to head over to my Pinterest page and flip through some of the fun thoughts that I’m sure you’ll have the feels right along with this morning. If you’re looking for some writing, you’ll also find the link to my previous Monday themed posts below.

Well, as always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Make Monday A Little Easier – Procrastitorian’s Pinterest Board

Monday Mullings – Procrastitorian’s Previous Poems & Odes to Monday Disdain

 

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