Divine Intervention

Picture that reads I need something that's more than coffee but less than cocaine.

Divine Intervention

Spent the last two days
trying to forget
drank away the
night and day
the rest I just sat
wondering exactly
where time went

all of that only to be
back here again
this place where
coffee is my only friend

And yet I take that as
proof that, somewhere,
we’ve got a friend who,
somehow,
agrees
that we need a little help
to make it
awake and sane
through the
week.

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Well, it happened again didn’t it folks? It’s Monday and that means we’ve got to get on back to our work week. Still, it’s not as bad as it could be. Just think of the horror it would be if there wasn’t anything like caffeine. What a cruel and horrible world it would be. That’s a scary thought right there.

Alright, I’ll let you get back to your day. Have a good one, and, as always, here’s to hoping your day flies right on by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

P.S.

Having a bit of a hard start to your week? Why not check out my Pinterest for some more Monday Humor or take a look back at my previous Monday poems? Might just see a little something to help you make it through the day.

Compensation

I deserve a lil’
something
for dealing with these
morning woes
I’ve got one hand
out
(the others too busy
holding my coffee)
demanding a raise simply
because I
rose.
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Mornin’, Folks. Made it another round back to Monday, didn’t we? Well, hopefully you’re either in love with your job or getting paid enough to rise early and stay going until the day is gone because, man, can those hours seem long if you aren’t. This little one above is a nice call to that, feeling those mornings where you just don’t think you’re getting paid enough to get up and go through the Monday mornin’ drag.

Well, ending that little rant, here’s to hoping your day flies by and that you’ve got something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight.

Start Again. Together.

Does not get better than this

Does not get better than this

I’m shoveling dirt
out of this hole and
onto my back
40 hours at a time
5 days a week
at best

and I’m watching life
out of the
corner of my eye
the years just
keep on
stepping and gathering
flowers
and passing me by.

Well, it’s enough to make
anyone biter
and I cant
judge no matter how

hard I try

but rather
sing a cadence
a worker’s song
that makes
the hours go smoother
a little sweet
something
just to know you’re
not
alone.

Monday again, folks. Well, at least for this one I’m happy to say I’m back. Not happy for it, of course, but just happy to be back among the writers and readers. Been far too long.

Well, if you’ve been by before, you know the drill: I’ve got some things to try and brighten your Monday listed down below. If you’re new, I’m happy to have you. Check out the links below. Might just help sooth that Monday misery if you’re just getting started to drudge through the week like me.

Well, no mater how it goes, here’s to hoping that your day flies on by and that you have something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight!

Check out my Pinterest for some Monday Humor or take a look back at my previous Monday poems.

Manic Monday

That Bold Morning Scent

That Bold Morning Scent

Content coming next week, folks! I promise. Finally got up to date on my writing pools. For now, however,  check out my Pinterest for some Monday Humor or take a look back at my previous Monday poems. And, if you’re feeling a little nostalgic, check back at this poem published last year on / around this date.

“Happy” Monday

That's how it works...

That’s how it works…

Still working on some content, mostly Monday related (of course) but in case you’re a little more in need, check out my Pinterest for some Monday Humor or take a look back at my previous Monday poems. And, if you’re feeling a little nostalgic, check back at this poem published last year on / around this date.

May We Mourn

Tombstone with epitaph of sleep taken from us by the alarm clock

Mourning the Start of the Week

Still working on some content, mostly Monday related (of course) but in case you’re a little more in need, check out my Pinterest for some Monday Humor or take a look back at my previous Monday poems. And, if you’re feeling a little nostalgic, check back at this poem published last year on / around this date.

The Truth

The Sad Truth

The Sad Truth

Still working on some content, mostly Monday related (of course) but in case you’re a little more in need, check out my Pinterest for some Monday Humor or take a look back at my previous Monday poems. And, if you’re feeling a little nostalgic, check back at this poem published last year on around this date.

Backed By Science

When Science can't help...

When Science can’t help…

6 Scientific Reasons Mondays Are the Worst

via Mental Floss.

On a lesser note, guess who is back from their hiatus, folks? I look forwards to bringing you some new poetry soon but, until then, let me put a little smile back in your Monday. It’s been far too long since it’s been done and I owe you a little back rent on some Monday mirth.

In case you’re a little more in need, check out my Pinterest for some Monday Humor or take a look back at my previous Monday poems. And, if you’re feeling a little nostalgic, check back at this poem published last year on around this date.

Mid-Week

Mid-Week

Mid-Week

Just a quick note, folks. I’m finally back to being able to type a bit quicker now. Had a little more trouble than I figured before but now I’m back at it, and with a new job to boot. Got some good scraps to translate into text now and hopefully will be posting them soon.

The “New” Year

being-an-adult

Every vice you didn’t quit
advice you didn’t give
all the work you didn’t do
just catching up with you

Resolutions come and gone
balls dropped
now it’s time to move along

Back to the rise and grind
the same ol’ song
that gets you every time

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Happy first Monday of the year, folks. I know, I know. This feels strikingly similar to last year, doesn’t it? Well, to get through that monotony I’ve got a little something here to hopefully brighten up the start of your week.

Procrastiorian’s Pinterest

On a slightly different note, I’m currently suffering from an injury that knocked me down to one hand for typing so you might see some shorter posts or links till things perk up around here.

Still, regardless of it all, I hope that your day flies on by and that you have something cold and on the rocks waiting for you when you get home tonight!

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